Who am I? What am I doing here?

Who is he? What is he doing here?

So, this is my web site. Mine, Hal Tepfer. If you're looking for me: congratulations, you found me. Please print out this certificate, fill in your name and the date of your "discovery" and get it framed:

If you're not looking for me, then I have to ask: why are you here? Is it the intriguing domain name? Are you - perhaps - an agent for a government agency who thinks there's something about the name (thISIShal)? Were you just bored one day (as - I have to admit - I was when I created the domain).

I want to thank all the little people who made this possible: Izzi & Rozi. And, of course, google domains who have allowed me to link this blog to the name so that you don't get a dumb and boring page. Which is not to say that this is not dumb and boring. Dumb? Maybe. Boring? Maybe. But both? Let's look

Dumb Boring Comments

No      No        The ideal web page, don't you agree?

Yes     No        So, like a page for a reality TV show like this or this

No      Yes       Actually would be cool, since it would probably mean there was a lot of maths in it

Yes     Yes       If this is the case, you wouldn't be reading this, so I'm pretty, pretty sure that it isn't.

Send any comments to the address somewhere else on this page, and I promise neither that I will read it nor that I'll respond. And, do I need to do a(nother) table?

So, welcome.